You seem v cool

WE CAN'T HELP OUR NAMES, YOU CRUEL BULLY.

comments like these are so depressing and often a little condescending. basically you seem to be saying "if you're happy and having good sex you're not in a real marriage." this makes "real marriage" sound like that machine from The Princess Bride.

I'm laughing so hard at Mr. and Mrs. Balls and Boobs McGee.

Being married to someone with a vastly different sex drive can be extremely difficult. In my case, my husband has a normal sex drive and mine has been completely destroyed by anti-depressant use. It's just... gone... and switching meds never brought it back. In addition I have vaginismus so sex is also painful…

I was hoping for Mr. C in black socks and Birkenstocks. These blow.

Yeah, but has she been to the Wisconsin Dells? I have. Twice.

Sweetie. Sweetie, darling. I need this to happen. Especially after that plane crash article.

If the film doesn't involve Patsy being on Tinder, I will be much displeased.

Reverse tan lines?

I just love her.

I think the idea is cool but poor execution.

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

Translation: He recently caught a matinee of Cabaret.

*takes bow*

What's up with the first-born? Already in hock?

Fuck Maleficent