No one's strong as Gaston,
No one's long as Gaston,
No one's got such an incredible schlong as Gaston.
In Disney there's no one with half the talent
In the bedroom and with the brawn.
Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)
can someone let Gaston know there is a push up contest happening in my bedroom and he is invited? And by bedroom, I mean my bed. Clothing optional.
The evidence that the people playing characters at theme parks are completely awesome and hilarious continues to…
For Womb the Shell Holds
Cunt shunt.
Jaws 5: Revenge of the Vagine
Clot Catcher
Vampire Shotglass
Stemless wine glass for the fine china
Q: Are Zombies Real?
I went through some of my Google search history and it is depressing as fuck.
The fuck *was* Brett Favre.
I heard they had a fuck once but they gave it to New York along with Brett Favre.
Look in Wisconsin's bag. What do you got? You got some cheese curds, *both* fresh and fried, you've got PBR, you've got a Clay Matthews, but there are no fucks to be seen.
ARE zombies real though.
Wisconsin keeps it as real as hell.
WHOA WHOA WHOA James Avery (Texas) is a shitty, sterling silver + Jesus jewelry brand that Texas girls coerce their boyfriends into buying for them.