Oh she’s from Florida? That explains the dye job in the top photo.

Cubs W. Hawks W. Bulls W. White Sox L. Perfect day in Chicago

13.5 full days that baseball is giving back to fans.

To be fair, Bryant is the most exciting player in all of Des Moines.

*shuffles feet*

I love Jorge Soler. If you put together his offense and defense, he is the most exciting baseball player in all of Chicago.

“Now that was an ugly throw.”

Your description of 'Walter' reminds me of an experience when I was a kid. We had recently moved from Seattle to southern CA and my dad scored tickets to UW's national championship Rose Bowl appearance in like 1991 (well, I guess technically 1/1/92).

My wife knows how to keep score. Yet another reason why she's a keeper.

Hockey fans are some of the most childish, virulent, magnificent chanters in all of sports.

Do not root for such a team.

Don't be the guy who rolls his eyes and sulks during the stupid "Sweet Caroline" thing, or who gets red-faced and angry when the dumb wave makes its way around the stadium. Don't flip the bird if the obnoxious Kiss Cam finds you. Don't be the guy who sits in judgment of the unsophisticated enthusiasm of the goobers…

The extra N in Cincinnati actually makes sense, since everyone knows that “N” stands for “No, I don’t want any of your disgusting chili”

Your 2015 Cincinnnati Reds! How much stealing are we gonna do this year? We already stole an “n” from the Washigton Nationals!

Oklahoma: Boomer Yinzer

My 1.5 year old smelled like she crapped her diaper.

My hatred for Peter King runs so deep that I will reflexively disagree with ANY opinion he shares. It's actually kind of a problem, because it means I start to dislike beers and restaurants that I previously enjoyed.

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

Doesn't matter had sex