“A tweet regarding Ohio State was meant to be sent from a personal account, operated by Janice in Accounting. Because Janice in Accounting Don’t Give A Fuck.” - Houston Chronicle

Dear Deadspin,

So, they are going to HBO?

I Promise, to work really hard and act as a beacon of hope for the University of Akron...and then transfer to The U at the conclusion of my sophomore year.

And this marks the last time you’ll see any report about Illini football generated outside the state of Illinois.

I clicked on the link to read the article. The site wanted me to fill out a survey to read an article about filling out a survey. This is cosmic level irony here.

Good on you for retroactively calling out a kid training to be the best goalie in the world for being a shy, awkward teenager. That took real guts.

Sepp Blatter said that he’d forget about this indiscretion if Bob Ley saw fit to..... well..... it would be impolite to say it out loud.....

Everything about that entire play was amazing perfection by the ‘Hawks. Bickell getting the puck behind the net to Hossa, Hossa and Richards with the interchange behind the net that gave Richards some space, Richards making the smart pass to Keith at the point instead of trying to jam it to the net, Keith…

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

19 Best Sentences From The Bill Simmons Goodbye Email posting soon on Buzzfeed.

That’s good work by him.

Also, talk for them. And possibly give them a ridiculous accent for their comments/responses. I give my Pointer an Oliver Twist/Russian accent that makes my fiancee crack up more than any other jokes I make. I’m probably the opposite side of the weird spectrum from those that don’t talk to their dogs. And I’m OK with…

I've gotten into this weird habit where I talk to myself as my dog. Like "Oh hello, mommy, I missed you when you were at work, I love you, I love when you scratch my belly mom". It's really weird I think my boyfriend is going to leave me, but the dog seems pleased.

You need help. These are issues you can work on with your dog if you put in the time, but it’s really hard to stumble into the right training methods. Get a trainer. I’m willing to bet the shelter that yours is from even offers classes for free. Your dog does not suck. You suck at helping your dog be a dog.…

Seriously. I live in an area of the country where there is terrible overpopulation of pups and though our city seems to be pretty good about trying to prevent unneeded euthanasia, it still happens in large numbers. So many people in this area don’t spay/neuter, thinking they’re going to make some cash off of breeding…

Those aren’t “shitty dogs”, those are “dogs that are not right for you”. Someone else might get great joy and companionship from loving and caring for a dog that has been abused.

The “smaller the space, the smaller the dog” rule is mostly accurate, but finding the right dog to fit your lifestyle is far more important. For example, greyhounds are great apartment dogs because they’re basically like 60lb. cats - they sleep 20 hours a day, and don’t need all that much space, even though they can…

I should add: If you do rescue a dog, shop carefully. Because unlike what the author says, there are shitty dogs. A lot of them. (It may not be their fault that they’re shitty... but they are.)

I have a miniature schnauzer; it’s the first dog I’ve ever owned. I’ve been told by more than one person that I’m “too responsible.” These comments usually come from people that have human children, which is worrisome. For example, I show up work a little early every day so I can take an extended lunch to drive home…