You are a brave man, Albert.

You post a story about Arianny Celeste and you don't post any pictures of Arianny Celeste?

And it's not even actual hunting for heads. At least that would have been in-character.

I will star your comment by giving you a star.

Re-revised:

Craig is like the living embodiment of an internet message board.

Craig stole the Donna wedding episode.

You failed to specify Tammy #1 or Tammy #2. This is critical.

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

I disagree with you, is not something that you will hear me say in this comment.

I think a certain blog post author is tired of getting their butt kicked playing Cones of Dunshire.

HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME? AND IN THIS FORUM? OVERREACTING TO MINUTIA IS FUNNY. WHAT ABOUT THAT DON'T YOU GET?

Jean Ralphio at No. 2 is dumb and wrong. I can only assume his father paid for this Kinja.

This is LITERALLY a bad list Drew Magary!

Did the people vote for this?! Jean Ralphio at 2 and April at 12..... what life is this :(

Adequate Man became Rich Woman so gradually we didn't even notice...

"Every day, women are told by their doctors that whatever they're feeling is 'all in your head'..."

I too hope to one day work myself nearly to death, retire early with enough money to slack off for 4 months, then start a passion project which turns into additional income slash second career. Doesn't this happen to everyone?

First world problems. I bet a mother in Africa has stress too, and cant take a sabbatical

It's pretty easy to find more modes for self expression and growth when you have the stability of a nest egg or a partner with enough income for the two of you and your children to survive while you find yourself.