Once again Simmons flexing his muscles to the execs. It's admirable how he's been able to build his own empire at the world wide leader. This surely locks him in for a contract extension with the company after this year, right? Heard there were serious whispers about him taking off if ESPN didn't secure a new TV deal…
You gonna tell us how you make 'em?
Please do spare a moment to stare at Sam Woolley's amazing GIF of Michael Jordan shooting a turnaround jumper with a plate of pasta. I just love it so much.
"You just hustle and hustle and hustle and hustle, until you can't hustle anymore."
How much did you make last year, Drew?
Man, fat guys who haven't been laid this century are about to lay down some fiery hot takes about women and "their place" in this comment section.
The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.
Michael Bay must be directing the sequel
Moneyball II, in theatres May 2015
No, no, no. You are missing the point.
Needs one more year for work on curveball and change, but has very good potential to be a consistent winning 16th inning emergency reliever.
My favorite was (then Rockies) catcher Brent Mayne, who lied about having pitched in high school to get a shot, and pitched a scoreless inning for a win.
You know what else is overrated? Ice cream, and cookies, and chocolate, and chocolate cookie ice cream, and sex with women, and men, and sex with women and men while eating chocolate cookie ice cream. Everyone likes them for BS reasons.
Editor's note: The editor refused to watch this.
Because if "B" had been labeled "A" instead, he wouldn't have tested positive at all. It's literally a coin flip. That's not a great way to run your testing program.
He's a man! He's 40!
All pieces are either the super well-researched statistical analyses that comprise the best of what 538 is capable of (think Benjamin Morris's thing on Lionel Messi), or were written by Jon Bois, or mention JI