BobDeezel
BobDeezel
BobDeezel

Pictured: A Good Bat Snap

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

I can't wait to hear her recipe for "a goddamn grilled-cheese sandwich."

Sadly, it just confirms the US soccer player sterotype...very fit, and lacking in basic skills. It's almost impossible to run that much, yet have so little possession to show for it.

Brazil's asylum process consists of a single question:

> Do you know how difficult it is to turn down a hand-job in 8th grade without telling a girl you can't cum yet?

Poor guy thought you needed pubes to cum. Lol

THIS IS WHY I HATE JETER! Literally every shortstop in the big leagues does this from time to time. Why do we collectively shove Jeter's balls down our throats in ecstatic joy when Jeter does something that literally everyone else does!?!

WHEN IS BURNEKO GOING TO POST ANOTHER RECIPE? MY FAMILY IS STARVING! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE!?!

Who is the Jerry Gergich of the Deadspin Staff

Something something punt football something...

If you aren't interested in participating within the normal rules of business and society at large, I hope that you warn waitstaff as soon as you sit down of your beliefs so that you get the service you truly deserve.

BAD THINGS IN LIFE, Ranked

Pat actually apologized to me during commercial break. He may be outspoken about homosexuality but when confronted with it head on he was very nice. I think next time I'm on TV YourTatoosAreLame can be my stylist. Seems he has more fashion sense than this homosexual. #yourtattoosarefaaaaaaabulouuuuusss

yeah, that mateen cleaves was a real world beater