You think that's useless? Imagine it as a bar chart.

Nothing better than those hard hitting Bleacher Report articles. Wanna meet up later for a gourmet meal at McDonalds?

Anybody else thinking "What is an empire waist?"

I have invited Dan Shaughnessy to discuss this topic with our readers.

Yeah how dare they make mention of the fact that the husband, whose own Wikipedia page has a sub-section titled "Legal Troubles" that is longer than the aggregate of the rest of his Wikipedia entry somehow wasn't involved in the altercation.

Awesome job condemning the uninvolved husband more than the woman who (allegedly) beat the shit out of her family members. Sort of sounds like she may be a serial shithead too...

After my son was born, he was referred to a pediatric cardiologist. It was just a precautionary thing and he is fine now. My wife said he was young and extremely attractive. I figured that had to be the best combination to get women.

I had a sinus infection once that apparently was draining down my throat while I was sleeping. I ended up with a pretty serious abdominal infection because of it - and when they checked my abdominal cavity with an ultrasound to determine the infection they also told me I only had one kidney. It was an interesting…

" Did you know the Phoenix Coyotes are still the Phoenix Coyotes?"

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

Can't believe this sexy bear pose didn't work.

If you want to expand the pool to two, Jason Heyward, who is not slow, was clocked at 18mph when we saw this the first time. The system captures players at 30 frames per second and plots them with a pretty fine precision. I think the answer is just that Yasiel Puig was given a ridiculous dose of super soldier serum.

The shot off the bicycle at 2:36 is still one of my favorite things.

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These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.