What, no golazo tag?

I'd write something here, but it would be gray for all of eternity. Who wants to grab a beer?

What a Koub.

That was the man on first. It's a force play at second

That would be 1-Unassisted, if you're scoring at home.

I think people are just getting liberal with what they call a selfie these days.

When do you think the Cubs Core Four (Baez, Bryant, Almora, Soler) will all be in the bigs?

I have no evidence to back this up, but I believe the ref is addressing the scorekeeper, because in the other major sports, the scorekeeper/scoreboard operator/PA announcer are at the level of the playing field.

See for me, it's the bowl stacker/unicycle chick that does it for me.

Relevant:

Unless it's written by Albert Burneko, I'm not interested.

Cue the Stanford and Cal alums fuming.

$58 for a website to tell me what to eat? I at least have the creativity to figure that out.

I'm surprised it's not Wisconsin: Illinois, because of all the sports rivalries. Plus Wisconsin is where all the wealthy Chicagoans have their vacation homes.

Dem shoes.

Yep, and it wasn't unanimous.

Don't you dig on my Illini, Craggs!

Leslie Frazier:

Didn't Amazon just switch to where you now need $35 worth of stuff to qualify for the Super Saver Shipping?

Sorry for being behind the times here, but all of these just look like sad little sperm.