You seriously just described by childhood. Some nights the whole family would gather round the computer and take turns playing.

"A Judgemental Father Who Yells at Us for Not Doing the Things You Never Asked Us To: An Albert Burneko Biography," by RobotTCrow

Which is why kids love it

I have the "I Can't Wake Up!" app, and one of the features there is when the alarm is snoozed (or turned off), it automatically opens an app you choose. So I use this as a secondary alarm to make sure I'm awake.

Or, you know...you could just use Waze

The key with kickball is controlling the spin. Anything with backspin is going to be forced up, and football kickers aren't engineered to kick any other way. I was in a work league with a guy who played soccer in college, and THAT'S the guy that was booting over everyone's heads

Sometimes they do show the pregame warm-up FGs, and I've seen a few clear 70 yards.

Seems like a lot of dress shoes. I work a normal 9-to-5 business casual job, and I have 4 pairs (3 black, 1 brown), in addition to a pair of loafers, boat shoes, 2 pairs of running shoes, and a few pairs of casual sneakers. 10 seems like a reasonable number to me.

Alt + F4! Just try it, you'll love it and wonder how you went through life differently.

As my good buddy Stacey King would put it, he's "Too big, too strong, too fast, and just too good."

I guess Mexico is the greatest nation on Earth

Probably none. If I'm just typing a couple words in all caps, I'll just hold the Shift key down the whole time.

So now we've distinguished that FunkFactor5 is, in fact, Tom Ley.

It would also bring in the possibility of a fake, as well as a myriad of bootleg plays. Are they going to kick the PAT, or roll out to the entire width of the field?

18 miles, 35 minutes, 5 days a week.

So how exactly is ESPN still employing this guy? There is eloquent, and then there is Ray Lewis.

FUDDDDDGE

Bingo. Lipton (300 bags/$4) black tea and a packet of Splenda

But Chicago and the metro area essentially IS Illinois. That's how you get the saying that anything south of I-80 is "Southern Illinois"

There's a nub/handle in my car's steering column (where the key ignition would be) that senses when the key fob in close, and I turn it like a regular igition. Not quite a fancy schmancy push button, but in my car my keys still never have to leave my pocket. But whenever I drive my girlfriend's car it's like CHRIST I…