This article would be 1000% better if it were written by Albert Burneko

In Illinois, passive ones (that can just tell you if there is a radar in the area) are legal but active ones (that scramble the signal of the radar) are illegal

This is also the case in Illinois. The lane has to be clear for emergency vehicles, unless the amount of traffic dictates otherwise. I've never heard of anyone actually get cited for this though.

Pilot G2 is the absolute only way I go. Consistent roll, cushy but not too cushy grip, phenomenally long life.

Do you it so the paper has something on it when you flush. That way, the flushing water and poop take the toilet seat cover with it.

Thank God Len and JD were in the bleachers and didn't go with the customary bottom of the 7th interview.

Soldier Field is a few blocks from a couple of my favorites: Weather Mark Tavern and The Scout, as well as a couple minute train ride from all the bars in the Downtown and South Loop areas.

....or else I'm gonna have to put you two in TIME. OUT.

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All due respect to Drew, but I believe this one is better directed to the Feedbag

Not quite all women, but easily 70/30. The biggest problem is that because hardly anyone leaves the company, it's pretty much all 40-50-year-olds here who have been here since they were my age (mid-20s). Even if I wanted to be CRUSHIN' PUSSY, it'd be to a bunch of soccer moms.

To wit: Jereme Richmond

Also a favorite of mine to do in the window when outdoor grilling (at least in the Midwest) isn't possible

Wales is Welsh.

Can't disagree with that.

THIS is the kinda of response I was looking for!

"We Built This City"

Practice, practice, practice. I've perfected the latter simply because the former became too much of a time-waster.

I think the answer is obvious: Florida and Wyoming