Have you ever thought about when a celebrities' "perfect" time to die? For example, Michael Jackson's perfect time might have been right after releasing Bad in 1987. Think about it: no skin discoloration, no plastic surgeries, no child abuse scandals. We would remember him at the height of his "stock."

That whole sequence got me thinking Which arm do I put in first? because I'm ambidextrous.

Not trying to play the victim, just clarifying. An example for the "countless times" re: pork: Bite of BBQ pork chop? No. Couple weeks later: Bite of ribs? No. A month or so more later: Bite of pulled pork (specifically asked because she loves pulled chicken)? No.

"Bob" here.

The ladyfriend would never let this fly, for a couple reasons:

C'mon folks, this is SOOOO 2009. SportsNation showed these pool domination videos for like a month straight that summer.

I'm sorry, but the only appropriate reaction to this would have been the finger guns.

I'm thinking the guy everyone is identifying as Steve Bartman is actually K.C. Johnson, Bulls beat writer for the Chicago Tribune

Who the hell has a graduation party this late? Third week of June is pushing it, but seriously? Count me in the "dick for nothing" bin. And that came out much worse than I intended.

I will never not want Drew to rant about stupid baby names.

Cincinnati Chili. To quote Ron White: "A Mexican boy could come up here with a goat and an onion and kick your ass"

Morning shit, lunch, afternoon piss, home. Repeat.

Ask and ye shall receive, although it's unfortunate these are only in the UK

This is what happens when countries don't have other sports to temper the palate the rest of the year.

My girlfriend. Says she doesn't like anything on the menu. This is also the same person who says anything remotely juicy or tender is too "slimy" for her to eat.

Let's keep in mind that the people of Georgia, just 24 years ago, spent $216 million on the Georgia Dome, the bonds of which won't be paid off until 2018.

He did the same thing to us in Chicago. Blackhawks/Red Wings, Game 4

I wonder if this guy got excited.

That sounds like a helluva lot of work just for chicken salad.

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