Actually, this was in Pittsburgh

If you build it, they will come.

Hey Baby! Go home man, it's 3 o'clock in the morning!

You forgot Reggie Miller's shitstorm in the locker room postgame

Reciprocal altruism. Give her what she wants in the hope of her giving him what he wants.

What a pro's pro. He even says "excuse me" after some of the big ones.

It's the President's Trophy, not the Cup.

+1000

Bed hack: Place your pillow's edge over her's, such that your head is elevated above her hair (which always finds a way to become a mop of tongue magnets once it hits the pillow)

+1

Tampa: Rays 8, Orioles 7.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TRELLIS!??

+1

I believe the term is "emotional hedge"

Derrick Rose, Anthony Davis, and now Jabari Parker join the laundry list of top Illinois (all 3 of those just in Chicago) talent that the Fighting Illini have missed out on. And it's not like we're (I was Class of 2010) a middling program, with a NC appearance in 2005 and tournament appearances nearly every year. U of…

My brother bowled his first 300 game. Final shot seen here

Listen to someone else...no question. Especially if the smell isn't there. What happens in the men's room stays in the men's room as far as I'm concerned.

How would you describe the difference between "wiggling" and "wobbling"?

My first thought when this happened: "I wonder how long it will take Deadspin to post another 'That's so JaVale' story."

In the words of Dick Enberg, "Ohhhhh my!"