My girlfriend is just like this. EVERY kid is cute. EVERY toddler has a funny smile. And she wants ALL of them. Makes me wanna puke sometimes.

What exactly is "Jon Gruden's sleeping habits"?

I agree. I think somehow ESPN's makeup artists have the mindset of "Let's make all our female reporters look like whores."

For me, it's my girlfriend's camis. Fuck if I know how to fold these things, yet she always can get them down to a neat little 8.5x11 pile.

My favorite part is Chuck immediately kowtowing to Pop..."My bad."

Jerry Sandusky