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Bob-the-Dog

I say this, she has balls!

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Reminds me of this sketch (slightly NSFW)

Must have been around 1995, when I was working for a telecoms company and they gave staff a hefty discount to try and drum up business.

Tinker Broadmead

Vulnerable? She was like a geriatric Dexter bumping all those people off.

This, also if you are travelling abroad you don't need to buy as many adapters for all your electronics.

So do I, about a mile each way. Unless I need to go out of the office during the day then I'll drive.

In the UK ring the Samaritans, they now have a free number 116 123 (landlines and mobile). My wife suffers from depression and anxiety. Thankfully she is not suicidal, but she thinks she doesn't deserve to be happy and is trying to damage / destroy relationships with family, friends and me. As this is a burner account

1981, had a ZX81 with 16kb wobble pack. Moved on to ZX Spectrum, then C64

That may be the most poetic, but this has to be the funniest

Sunday is my company's no meeting day.

Never went to university, but did spend my early twenties with a bed made if wooden pallets and bookcases made of pallets & cement blocks, drinking cheap vodka and listening to The Doors. In the late 90's that was enough to graduate magna cum laude with a liberal arts degree from most mid-western universities.

Or Bitterbollen in The Netherlands, basically a white sauce ragu with some bits of meat (pork, beef, veal), chilled so it it solid, mellon balled, rolled in breadcrumbs, deep fat fried so each is a ball of lava, served with mustard and beer.

I'm the same, see a half dress women walking down the street and first thought is 'She must be cold'.

Obviously he loved it so much he "put a ring on it"

Yeah, had a real last day of term type feel. They also came round with spare desserts after lunch :)

I had a similar flight to Chicago. I short so I had a three seat configuration. The middle four the attendants built into a tent fort for a baby and not a peep was heard from her the entire flight.

My wife keeps her meds in the kitchen, when she takes them in the morning she moves them to the top of the microwave and when she takes them in the evening moves them back to the shelf.