Happened with a US colleague of mine. Turned up in Amsterdam for our kick off meeting and was denied access, had to join in via video conferencing from our US office at four o'clock in the morning.

I hope at least one of the tips is trim your nails.

Last month I saw a Princess birthday party in the park being filmed with a drone flying in and out of the mess of kids. I'm surprised more of them didn't lose limbs.

Piss on it.

Not yet, but I will tonight :)

We took all our bills and distributed them based on % of household income we brought in.

I'm from the UK, it was the 1st thing I had ever seen her in.

It is the ringtone I use for my wife.

As this is a burner account I'll confess mine. Busy Phillips, ever since I first saw her as the heavily pregnant neighbour of Sarah Connor in TTSCC. I though it might mean I just had a pregnancy fetish, but no, still have a crush on her.

I am on my second Jawbone UP and yes it does motivate me, about 4 months ago I decided that I try the "at least 10,000 steps a day" and at the moment I am walking about 40 miles a week.

Lana, Lana, Lana!

That is catering to a very specific porn niche. Do you know how many Google searches it takes to find stuff like this.

I only used personal finances once, to use as an illustration when negotiating a raise for my team.

Managers have become all too aware of the "think of a number and double it" school of project estimation (thanks Scotty!).

In the UK you'll need Public Liability and Professional Indemnity insurance.

The only Harpo I know is Marx, he has curly hair and doesn't speak.

I think it was in a book I read about 10 years.

I can't remember where I read about it, but use the FOG principal. Is the information I been given a fact (we have done this before is took X), opinions (we did Y, which is similar and that took us X) and guesses (never done it before, but salesman thinks we can do it in X).

When you say we, I take it you mean the royal we.

My wife was never allowed in the kitchen, I was encouraged.