It is always groundhog day at the Daily Express http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/content/goundh…

Neutral Zone, that's the position when you finally get that special person you've been lusting after in to the bedroom and as they start to get naked you suddenly realise that you don't want sex with them you just want to be friends. Kind of like friend zoning, but with more nudity.

Here in the UK we stay at Premier Inns with work, you pay on arrival for the room and breakfast. It is not possible to charge stuff to your room. They have tea / coffee making facilities and 30 minutes free wifi.

Wife does this when she needs to go somewhere new in the area. I'll do a Google street view of the route so I have a general idea of what the area looks like.

I was 21 and my GF (now wife) was 17. She was staying at our house because her parents were away. I was going to be sleeping on the sofa in the lounge and my GF said to my mum that if she didn't let me sleep in the same room as her then she was going to go home by herself.

You are Richard Stallman and I claim my five pounds

The alarm going off tells me that my food is done.

There was I thinking Sydney Leathers was some Australian furniture store.

Mr Bayes,

That's so Raven

It is a bit like the fast, good, cheap. Illegal, indecent, immoral, pick two.

I always think of this when I hear bra talk

I have given up coffee for Lent For the last 10 years or so. I'm not particular religious, originally I had been on site for a week and the customer's coffee was bad, very bad, but I still was drinking 6+ mugs a day. On the way home I started to feel unwell and suddenly went full Linda Blair while driving. Had to…

Looks like Panic's Coda http://panic.com/coda/

I use markdown to write the text of presentations, Markdown Pad on work computer, saving to Dropbox and then I can access it using drafts or byword on mobile and carry on editing.

I'm starting to think I may be, or at least in a remake of Office Space.

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The baby formally known as Prince.

All I want to know is are we getting tomorrow of as a public holiday?

At the moment I just listen to white noise, helps me focus and drowns out the shout gym bore on the next desk.