i would've loved to see the guy lateral it across the field only to have it caught in the end zone by the buffalo player

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

Looks to me like the center made a great play: he saw that the DE was offside, so the center intentionally snapped the ball early to guarantee the penalty. Go to the :25 mark of the video and you'll see the center do exactly that.

That's a pretty liberal use of the word "investigated," isn't it?

Some secretary is about to to jump on the grenade, get a 5 million dollar golden parachute, sign a confidentiality agreement, blow through the 5 mill in a year, and come out that she did INDEED show the vid to Goodell on a very special episode of Oprah. Book it!!

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

Problem: Offensive line is really kinda thin.

Because that doesn't take into account the half-life of what they're testing for. We don't know how long that second sample sat in a fridge before they tested again after the first was shown positive. Had they tested both at the exact same time and the numbers been very different that might be cause for concern, but…

Exactly. They're doing something difficult and impressive. But it's also essentially anonymous.

You and all your important shit.

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

More like RE463PECT, tbh.

"Fuck!"

Because he's a nobody who acts like he's a multiple Cup winner or something.

Hence school, and not Bayless incarnate. For me, Lalas just rubs me the wrong way with blatant bias broadcasting US games and generally making me wish he was muted. It's to be expected of course, but I never hear anything remotely similar out of Ballack or Martinez, for example.

Because his analysis is terrible. Just fucking terrible. Something like 'the US team won because they had more heart' kind of bullshit. I can't take that crap kind of a analysis seriously.

Diehard soccer fan and I admit I owe Neymar an apology, because I definitely assumed he was timewasting when he went down and rolled around on the ground, and even wondered if he was strategically calling for the stretcher.

I'd make #3 be "Stop being shitheads to new and casual fans, as well as people that just don't like soccer."