draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

I remember a couple years back he was at my local Costco and I bought two books of his to be signed for my dad and father in law. I came up to him and said “Hey Tony” to which he responded “MR. La RUSSA” I kind of smiled at him and asked to sign the books for them. He looks at me and goes “Where’s your copy? Too…

Video down already - anyone have a mirror?

Jim Tomsula’s camp, meanwhile, is removing its tent from the Levi’s parking lot.

I’m sure there will be, by someone. But there are only two culprits: exhaustion and illness. I’m hoping it’s the former, for his sake.

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

You know because anyone being out of uniform in the NFL will cause total anarchy and next thing you know dogs and cats are living together. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

Just change it to the Fighting Sue and have your mascot dress up like Johnny Cash. Damn that was easy...

“Baby, you can’t tame this wild horse. This wild horse needs to run fr—holy shit is that a crate of Fruit Roll-Ups?!”

In a few weeks we’ll find out Kostek is actually 40 cans of Bud Light in a wig.

This might be a dumb question, but isn't the holder down (by college rules) when he throws a pass from his knee?

The 2nd baseman could have just tagged the approaching runner, too.

This so easily could have been an unassisted triple play and it makes me irrrationally angry that he didn’t try for it.

How did you get Rex Ryan’s computer?

Were the women surrounding him auditioning to be Left Shark?

It’s interesting that you cite Hawkeye as the dullest character who is thus a surprising emotional center. My mileage, as this kidz say, varies.

What should infuriate everyone outside of Boston is that all four teams have won a championship in the last 7 years. The other five cities listed have one sport with at least a 29 year drought.