If only it were possible for both of these teams to lose.

[knock, knock]

As a life-long Sunderland fan, I'm confident in saying that he's one of the worst players to ever play in the Premier League.

Was it over when the Gremans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Why do people write about CL Robben when discussing the WC? WC Robben is perhaps the biggest choker in the history of the tournament

No, no, it's much more exciting watching teams like the 76ers try to place their entire team on the DL in order to lose as many games as possible.

Waving off the celebration and purposefully tossing the ball to the grass instead of saving it == all around boss.

It's on my list after civil war reenactments and LARPing.

Glad you lead off with mentioning that scene in Spider-Man 2. I agree that it is probably one of the best scenes we've had in a comic book movie. It understood the character, and wrung a lot of emotion out of that character at the same time. When I think of Spider-Man on the big screen, that's the scene that…

Are you insane? You're probably the kind of person who gets a chubby listening to Berman call the home run derby.

"What do you call it, a cracked pipe?" -Oddibe McDowell

Vin Scully is crack and we're all addicted to it. It's pretty fucking good crack, though.

He didn't really blast him...all he said was that he didn't think his body was NBA ready and he could have benefited from another year in college. Which is a pretty spot on assessment. He did go on to say that Ennis would have a successful NBA career. Boeheim does not pull any punches, he tells it like it is. He…

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Joe Maddon might be the smartest manager in the bigs.

This Is What MLB's Replay System Will Look Like:

I remember almost nothing from my childhood but I do remember rolling down a hill and loving the feeling!

Collectively, this might be the best Deadspin Photoshop Contest

Arizona - still the shittiest state.

Without the caption i thought this was some sort of white water kayaking picture.