Thanks for the explanation. What a screwed up system.

Why doesn't Josh Gordon argue that if you combine the 2 samples then he has 14.8 ng/mL average? This seems to be the most accurate way to determine the actual level in his body.

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I don't think Nate Silver's metrics take into account individual players.

This reminds me... when I waited tables, the absolute worst thing you could get was a single penny. This meant... no, I didn't forget to tip; I just wanted to let you know how big of an ass I am.

Every TV station across the globe gets the same feed... same shots, angles, and gratuitous close-ups of attractive women. FIFA handles all of this.

It takes a "special" player like Suarez to make you feel bad for this Italy squad.

[Michael Bradley] is probably the only player on the USMNT that could make all 32 World Cup squads.

Nice Deadspin joke!

Well, they pay some of their workers (coaches, ADs, etc.), but...

I'm all for replay in sports (in theory), but the pace of play in baseball already sucks.

This is the beauty of baseball. It's incredibly nostalgic and always brings hope for spring.

So many of these are amazing, but I am disappointed with the "winner". I love Melies and all, but this isn't the best one by far.

I feel like people are missing the biggest shocker in this article...

I looked at the preview image and thought FOR SURE that the guy on the right got knocked out.

I thought the same thing until I realized that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

OK, I get that's it's cold and it sucks to watch a game in freezing weather.

I absolutely love these games because they evoke everyone's childhood experience of hockey... pond hockey.

I'm a die-hard Patriots fan and even I love this play.

I like Will Ferrell a lot, but when I think back on his career, there's SNL, 3 great, funny films in a row... Old School, Elf, and Anchorman, and then one serious film (Stranger than Fiction). Pure genius. Seriously amazing.