Knew it. Stuff written in all caps is always a fact. FACT. YOU GENDER NAZI YOU.*

"approach someone you want to have sex with, see if they are also interested in having sex. If yes, have sex. If not, try again with someone else."

Dunno about hetero relationships, but you seem to have opened up a huge dialogue about ladies in love with their KitchenAid mixers. This is exactly the kind of socialist 'free love' shenanigans the GOP warned everyone about...

Dammit. I have mixed feels about this. Captain Corelli's Mandolin is one of of my favourite ever books, but I can horseplay with the best of 'em. Curse you de Bernières and your archaic world view!

"That's not really our demographic". What a ludicrous, dismissive thing to say. Reminds me of this (apologies for the quality):

My name is a palindrome. So suck on that, those crafty bitches from your past!

I love the dance of infinite birds.

That's heaps good.

Here you go:

There are Aussie Jezzies? One more reason on my already long list of why I should move there (from the UK) permanently *contented sigh*

SLENDER[WO]MAN HAS A FACE :O

My new favourite gif of all time, thank you

A thousand times yes to this gif. This is pretty much how every day on Jezebel for a bit too long ends. Unless it's an adorable animal-heavy day. Then I can just about manage.

Exactly! Not to mention books either, which women have been writing/reading since the dawn of forever, but still being sidelined on as well. I abhor the terms 'chic lit/flick' with a fiery passion most unbecoming in a lady. Raaaaaaa.

I would support that Kickstarter. Or launder money if needed. I've only got GBPs though.

I <3 that gif so much

Whoa. Amazing. Just imagine what that doctor could have done with a paperclip/hairgrip/credit card as well as the super-glue.

Agreed.

Me too. Well thanks humanity, for worrying about my morals over and above me getting TSS n' that. Yay?

OMG, me too. Sesame Street's untainted goodness 4EVA.