Ask my cats that have been puking up christmas tree ever since I put it up.

I can think of no mystery less interesting than whether an aging athlete with a broken neck used a substance that might not even work to return to a playing field where cortisone injections are given out like chewable Vitamin C tabs. The PEDs debate is over.

I think “-gate” is used when there’s actually a scandal, and “-ghazi” is used when someone’s just trying to stir up shit.

Ball has since been fined $15k for using a non-NFL licensed and approved bat.

Why bother since it’s meaningless except for bragging rights by fans. It’s not a competition. May as well consider other factors besides population, ticket price, and inflation as well, like number of theaters, time of year, runtime, movie rating, review aggregate, competition, separate IMAX and 3D sales, it goes on…

Since a movies profits are based on the money it makes rather than the tickets it sells, I think that number of tickets sold will always be a second cousin to “Actual money earned” :p

I felt threatened by you guys having baseball bats during pregame. Here, let me spear you in the head.

A play on words? What is this?! Reddit?

Thanks. Your comment reads as completely asinine no matter how you picture it.

Major League Baseball has had ONE fucking rule that gets a person banned for life. It’s posted on the entrance to every clubhouse and has been for roughly 100 years now: A) Don’t bet on baseball. B) Don’t get too cozy with gamblers.

Look, people, it could be worse. It could be a lot fucking worse. And now I need to mainline some bleach. Working the eyes over won’t remove the memory.

Ok, horse people. That’s enough internet for you.

Pac-Man’s got a chip on his shoulder and a bracelet around his ankle.

you know, part of being a fighter is an almost unbearable level of arrogance, right? When Ali was in his prime, he was the cockiest dickhole of all time. Mayweather Jr, same thing, go down the list. Using arrogance as your reason she’s like “Hitler”, aside from being so heavy handed and far reaching it shouldn’t…

Why would you print that out and use it to wipe? They sell paper specifically for wiping your butt. Also, you need more fiber if it takes you an hour to poop.

How long until people start blaming SJWs for this as well?

May The force be with you Bobby.

guys this is really old news

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