Oh, I think it’s a matter of degrees with particular players, sure - but it’s more than a bit hyperbolic to say that the unwritten rules are *so* rigid that NO ONE can celebrate anything ever. Not true at all. Papi pimps *every* dinger with (mostly) impunity, pitchers can whoop and fist pump, guys with perfect steals…

Nah. It’s simple - you can pimp *generally*, not *at* someone. That’s all. That’s pretty much a good rule of thumb in all competitive activities.

Boise checking in - will settle for a Spin Doctors’ ode to the Wells Fargo Bank building.

In unsurprising news, no small number of these kids will eventually enroll at Brigham “Sucker Punch” Young University.

Two armored guys slowly circling before a few slaps and a fall-down? Nah, this definitely isn’t that.

I look forward to his ongoing efforts to out members of the LGBTQ community for the sake of shitty articles about putters.

Yup. Truly unwatchable. Clips like this validate 100% of why I don’t bother watching soccer.

This was the original basketball rule, back when Naismith created it (well, after he abandoned the original consecutive-fouls-equals-points idea) - was in place until 1924.

Bears fan checking in. Bears have no cheerleaders (ditto 5 other NFL teams). Can confirm that in 30 years of rooting for the Bears, have not noticed or cared about the lack of cheerleaders.

“And in descending from Heaven to give that information to the Cardinals, they also fed and clothed the homeless! And raised funds for families in hard times! And helps a 3-year old girl battle cancer! And got all of that plastic out of the middle of the Pacific Ocean! And solved the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer…

I didn’t care for them when they were called the Talking Heads, either.

And let’s not forget ESPN’s MNF ‘personalities’ screeching “You just got ... JACKED UP!” in that oblivious pre-show segment from not too long ago...

Man, get Josh Beckett to come out of retirement, and Theo can completely rebuild his crap “Chicken n’ Beer” squad that tanked the 2011 BoSox season.

It’s not a “stupid hill” - a number of states already shield them with a fairly old negligence defense, the “Baseball Rule” (having had that case). Devil’s advocate sez: why spend the money when you’re legally protected from liability already?

Yup. Griffin opted to try and draw a charge instead of contesting it. I guess cuz of the parties involved, everyone’s losing their minds over a routine dunk. *yawn*

Yah, Seth’s “man-child pothead” role-regurgitation is just tedious now.

Aw, that’s cute. Here - read up on the Omagh bombing.

I’d star this 5 times, if I could. Gddamn isos; motherfathering Carmelo.... *mutters, shakes fist at cloud*

BatDad, is that you? (Waiting for, “JEN!”)

I do enjoy that there’s a “plunge to your death” door next to the exterior windows. Or, I guess, “plunge to your broken ankles,” only a flight up and all.