But if this is the last one, how will we ever find out what F4’s origin story is?

The “Llama gamma busy hella fizzy California” rip on RHCP is spot on. Well done.

Tom Brady makes baby Jesus cry. THANKS TOM BRADY.

From the website - “These are from the Umpire’s perspective, not the Pitcher’s perspective.”

Pisswater by any other name is pisswater. Or, in German, Pißwasser.

+1 for Walken-punctuation.

I’m done with the interwebtubes today, because nothing I read will top that comment. Well done.

*Ahem* (Idaho clears throat)

Nope, because then folks would get more pitchers like Pedro, who gave zero fucks about if he was going to get charged or not.

You mean it takes him 42 seconds to take one?

And Seattle says suck it right back - let us know when you earn your own championship banner.

Well, and it’s a case of reputation preceding you - Bryce Harper has always been a petulant brat, probably always will be. When you dive headfirst into the murky realm of “don’t argue balls and strikes,” then smartass your way back into the box - mind you, within a week of having previously been thrown out for being a…

“Well....” — Caleb Hannan

Colts: “We demand a completely level playing field!” **

I feel like this was a missed opportunity for a reference, instead, to poor, forgotten Ziz.

+~1

Yep, PEDs did nothing, which is why Maris' 30+ year old record was suddenly being topped every year by multiple guys, and guys like Brady Anderson suddenly had HR seasons that even Hank Aaron didn't have. (side one - one key record that fell because of roids, career HR, was post-integration (obviously), but I assume…

Sox fan. Boone's walk-off in 2003. I feel the pain.

Wait, so a 50+ FG would be worth 5x a passing TD? Lol, no, no...

Yes, we must look at ALL possibilities.