I will tell you right away if I don’t know something. Keeps me from having to lie. Kids will ask me a question I don’t know and I go “Let’s Google this together.”

“All survivors deserve the right to be heard. He is still my friend, I support him in his rehabilitation, we created great art together. I have nothing else to say on the matter.”

Here too, the intervention of any police was largely non-existent. Though they had days of warning that a hate group was coming to Kalamazoo, the reporter on the scene, Samuel J. Robinson, noted that cops were no where to be found when the violence erupted between the two groups.

No, don’t share the tip on Nextdoor. I was on for perhaps two weeks and I just didn’t need 8000 reasons to despise my self-centered neighbors.

We do Home Chef & it has been pretty good so far. I have noticed the choices are not as diverse as in the past, I don’t know if that is based on their suppliers? Or just that is what they had queued up for these weeks? So far the only substitution we’ve had was they swapped crispy jalapeno toppers with crispy onions…

Corollary to the corollary: Always use a bigger bowl than you think you need when you’re thinking you need a bigger bowl than you think you need...

The fifth one was better than the fourth, and also served as an ending to Will Turner’s story arc (I think. It’s been a while since I’ve seen it.)

They did that already in Rebels. Unless they are going to throw that continuity out the window, they can’t really do it again. I personally don’t care if they throw continuity out the window if they think they have a good story, but I would be forced to stay off the internet for a little while because I’m sure a lot…

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

Never trust anyone with overly manicured facial hair. Beard, simple mustache, or smooth are the only real options.

Why aren’t we just calling it by what a Catsup/Mayo should be called.

How do the Russians feel about this?

The cole slaw sounds kinda good, especially if you use the golden raisins. Shit, dried cranberries would work too.

Let me guess. You didn’t mind finding a box of raisins in your stash of Halloween candy.

The style in this comment veers bizarrely close to a Trump tweet, though with not quite enough exclamation marks.

This is the prefect response.

Bless your heart.

“He was scheduled to attend an event on opioids in New Hampshire”

Shark is delicious and we should just eat our way out of this problem.