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MAMA MIA! THAT’S A PRICEY MEATBALL!

Caution, poster may try to relaunch itself, so you’re going to want to secure it to the wall with a stiff frame, else the continuity is just going to be all over the wall.

Caution, poster may try to relaunch itself, so you’re going to want to secure it to the wall with a stiff frame,…

Of course they won’t buy it to produce bikes, they’ll buy it solely for the logo rights because that is the only part that actually makes money. The brand will survive, but as a t-shirt and stank cologne product.

Be fair. He’s probably much better in his native Russian.

In 2018, the best proof that something is real, that an event actually happened is that a member of the white house or a trump supporter refers to it as ‘fake news’.

Those side effects are due to the immune reaction some people will have to the flu shot - you feel crappy because your immune system recognizes the foreign agent and begins revving up its defenses. Any inactivated vaccine or subunit vaccine CANNOT give you the disease it is vaccinating against. Inactivated vaccines -…

Someone of the many people that Trump despises needs to taunt him about not being a legitimate president, not smart enough or being afraid to face Mueller is just what is needed to push Trump to ignore his attorneys.

They’ve lived here since they were children. It was good enough for most of our ancestors.

He would be so easy to manipulate if Chuck and Nancy (I can’t remember whatever ridiculous nicknames he gave them) just got his cell number and called him five, ten, fifteen times a day and pumped his ego hard before selling him on single payer healthcare, raising the minimum wage, disbanding the Republican party,…

When I say “the kids are mostly alright,” I mean they will be alright as individuals. I think the idea that any one generation will be the salvation of those who would prefer to see their particular government move in one direction or another is inherently self-serving, and deluded as a consequence.

Students are a…

This point ages like fine wine.

Still a good point!

Good point.

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Kids are great and pretty easy once you get the hang of it. The trick is to say no to literally everything. They’ll think they won the lottery whenever you say yes to anything, and the teachers will love them because nobody says no to their little darlings anymore.

I think that was the joke.

Thank you. Sincerely: THANK YOU.

Thank you. Let’s do it again in 2020.

Thank you Black voters of Alabama! Thank you, thank you, thank you!