It’s a double standard. Whenever I start humping people’s legs, no one is ever like, “Oh, just wait til he’s done.”

Oh sure. When the dog climbs into an open cop car it’s cute and understandable. But when I do it I’m “going to jail for sure” and “a sick son-of-a-bitch and need to put my pants back on”.

“Skoda” is such a fun word to say. It’s vaguely naughty, as in “please squeeze my Skoda gently.” It also has an ominous side, as in “my Skoda is red, swollen, and painful to the touch.”

That’s pretty respectful by the FIA, but I can’t help but ass this. I hate myself

I am probably uniquely qualified to answer this question as I have both cars in my driveway, my wife’s CX5 and my Q50.

Problem solved.

It is a scientific fact, that if you ignore fire, it will go away. The key is to not look directly at it, and to back away slowly as to not startle it.

Shhhh... when I’m filthy rich I’ll mispronounce luxury cars how I please.

No carbon emissions from the plant itself but uses a lot of water and produces hazardous waste. Need to get on those next gen reactors, thorium or spent fuel.

If I ever get rich, I’m buying a DB7 and putting a ‘99 Mustang body conversion.

>mfw car sharing is implemented and you find two homeless dudes going at it in the back of your autonomous jizzmobile

Signed,

Car Sharing:

Texting is a real problem in (what I assume is) Australia. Still love this motorcycle cop video.

It’s hard to see when your head is in this position.

Pssssh I managed this back in 2011 with a Raptor....

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Man, I wish they would have kept developing this one. I’d really like to see what the CERV-IX version would have looked like.