Make it a clownshoe Miata

I mean, sure, you could hurt yourself getting into the thing. And you could get hurt when the thing falls apart just going down the road. And you could get hurt when the thing “self drives” into something.

Come on, Mazda 323GTX.  AWD+Turbo Miata engine in an affordable shitbox?  What could go wrong?

Or even 2 years ago, when prices were going up and inflation was becoming a serious problem, when you could still go a week or 2 without hearing from the president. I know some will say it’s because he was really old and infirm, but I choose to believe it was because he was a normal fucking human being who didn’t need…

Trump hasn’t been all bad.

Something about a pidgeon playing chess...shitting on the board and strutting around like he’s won.

I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffin glue.

I knew he was a total POS ages ago, even before the Model 3 debute. All you needed to do is read his history with other businesses like Paypal and how he forced Tesla to call him a founder of the company.

Pretty clear where his penal code was standing...

“It also helps if you can think like a German who designs British cars, and a Brit who builds German cars.” - do you think anyone could manage that level of self-loathing?

I’m up in Canada and I can say there is plenty of nervousness here about what’s to come for the US.  Unfortunately we are tied to the US in more ways than we care to admit and will ultimately suffer right along side you as Captain Creamsicle does his worst impression of a president.  This will be a long 4 years ahead…

There’s a Native cartoonist from South Dakota named Marty Two Bulls who depicts Trump’s hairdo as an independent entity with chicken legs that sits on his head (most of the time).  Sort of a Baba Yaga toupee.

dryer lint animal figurines

I swear, if the grocery store doesn’t start buying $600/month worth of my dryer lint animal figurines, I’m gonna put a 2000% tariff on all the goods I buy from them! They are gonna be soooorrry!

ROFLMAO at the thought that that hypocritical weasel Ken Paxton gives a shit about Texans’ privacy. If Allstate used that data to snitch on customers who drive too close to an abortion clinic, he’d be celebrating and offering them immunity.

ahahahahahah! your new startup sounds as straight as an arrow. Count me in as an investor, as long as I can take all my money ( and profits!) out as soon as we go public and our shares’ price soar to the sky like a blazing fire.

Unacceptable levels of always-been-there river bottom stickiness are correspondingly related to unacceptable levels of floaty water parts.

Would you like to invest in my new tech startup? It’s called FireFightr. You know it’s legit because we dropped that last “e” from the word. Anyway, what we do is we take the fire from wherever it happens to be, i.e. your house, to wherever the nearest fire department is.

Further complicating matters, the Coast Guard says it’s been dealing with exceptionally low water levels

The boat is reportedly carrying 45,000 tons of solar salt, which is frequently used as a water softener.