ROFLMAO at the thought that that hypocritical weasel Ken Paxton gives a shit about Texans’ privacy. If Allstate used that data to snitch on customers who drive too close to an abortion clinic, he’d be celebrating and offering them immunity.

ahahahahahah! your new startup sounds as straight as an arrow. Count me in as an investor, as long as I can take all my money ( and profits!) out as soon as we go public and our shares’ price soar to the sky like a blazing fire.

Unacceptable levels of always-been-there river bottom stickiness are correspondingly related to unacceptable levels of floaty water parts.

Would you like to invest in my new tech startup? It’s called FireFightr. You know it’s legit because we dropped that last “e” from the word. Anyway, what we do is we take the fire from wherever it happens to be, i.e. your house, to wherever the nearest fire department is.

Further complicating matters, the Coast Guard says it’s been dealing with exceptionally low water levels

The boat is reportedly carrying 45,000 tons of solar salt, which is frequently used as a water softener.

yes, fire fighting planes will fly out to help were fires are! It would not make sense to bring the fires to them....

Still, this one damaged plane is from Canada :)

It’s your trick’s dime, Donald.

A lovers quarrel between President Musk and VP Trump?  Oh, how sad.  Maybe Third Lady Vance can get them to make up before the makeup artist leaves for the day.

President Biden gave me the day off. Instead of pooping at work where I don’t have any cell reception, I’m pooping at home reading Jalopnik.

Oh, God, no! Was the pothole okay?!

can you imagine ordering something in 2018 and being told it may be ready in 2027?

It’s too bad, you know? For all the lives Boeing’s recent crashed planes have claimed, they could have earned back a lot of good will if they’d just crashed *one more* plane.

For Sale. Low miles. Stored indoors. Price firm (I know what’ve got!).

President Elect-Rapist Trump just named Vanga head of the National Transportation Safety Board

No. That’s not it at all. If it becomes as easy to find a place to recharge that’s just off the freeway like every single gas station on I-65, people will buy electrics. Right now, you need an app and a map to find charging infrastructure that’s usually in a creepy ass parking lot several miles off the freeway.

Hands down, the Volkswagen Beetle.

But instead of a clean, quick head shot, we’re getting a sucking chest wound instead.

Deplorables are about to get a lesson in economics. Should be hilarious watching the meltdown. Somewhere, at this very moment, GOP politicians are trying to figure out how to spin the coming shitshow as Biden’s fault. LOL

the Omni of course. Make it a turbo charged 2 & 4 door hot hatch and go the same route the Rivian R3 is going for. Make a bigger tire, taller suspension rally version, and a lower street “race” version.