I’m gonna be THAT commenter:

Oh, I forgot to load up my Fyre Band

The young and handsome Mark Harmon played Bundy years ago.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

I dunno, man. The NCAA transfer rules are archaic and dumb and anti-student, but it’s not like Kif Klingsbury is that big a deal. McCoy’s a five-star, top-ten recruit at US fuckin’ C. What, the Trojans are gonna be a running team and bury him on the bench now that Kingsbury’s not around to protect him? C’mon. So if…

If you can criticize LGBTQ people and feminists, then we can criticize your stupidass Christianity. Sit down.

Yes, the belly and the navel are used in sexual play.  You know what else is--everything.  Lips, ears, neck, hands....  wearing a burqa won’t make men respect you.

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

I’m not one to victim blame, but when you choose General Zod as your figure skating partner, you pretty much get what you deserve.

JFC. She was clearly unconscious for a couple of seconds. Just went rag-doll when when her head hit the ice. You can see it in how her legs went *flop*, then how she jerks when she comes to. Even when she gets up, you can see her blinking in confusion. What if she had fallen again?

If there was ever a time for police brutality.

“Whoops, we meant Ray Rice.”

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

One fateful morning, Papa John woke up, got dressed, had a cup of coffee, practiced his ‘Better’ slogan in the mirror a couple of times, drove to work, said good morning to Delores, gave a head nod to Philip, walked into the corporate boardroom, and then said the N word.

Papa “John” is the gift that keeps on giving. Gotta be the winner.

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

I’d love to hear the laughing, but then I’d have to hear him talk. The trade off just isn’t worth it.

Pause.

Make no mistake. This is what white people are supposed to be doing.

I am just tired of seeing those who put forth the effort treated as try hards or accused of looking for validation while others get chance after chance because they date black or can milly rock.

Eminem has done what for the culture exactly?…

It was only a matter of time before we remade the 2000 election recount farce; reboots are so hot right now.

If your best pizza choice is Papa John’s, you’ve lost before you spent a dime or made a phone call for that “pizza”.