I doubt whether any of these people supporting this song have actually listened to it.

I thought racism doesn’t exist? 

She’s 73 years old. Essentially unemployable, and unless she goes to extraordinary lengths to conceal her identity, will be harassed and run out of town on a rail. The odds that she will kill again are astronomically low.

Nope! It’s not a good look.

The whole basis of trade unionism is solidarity.

This is Ted Cruz- I have breaking news:

I know airport food is expensive, but this MF just paid $2,500 for a sandwich he didn’t even get!

My dear boy, have you tried acting?

My takeaway is the author seemingly feels Beyonce should just be given ANY award she is nominated for based on her existence.

Since when are teeth required to work at any gas station in Ohio?

What a stupid headline.

Ha, shortening that to “Hey, you make Eric Trump and this is what you get.”

Although I still suspect Eric is actually a Busey.

Too right. I’m guessing the Excel spreadsheet at the Trump Foundation is just named “Saps.xls”.

This is all so, so sad, but the part that really got me is this:

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON’T FUCKING GO TO YOUR WEIRD GIRLFRIEND’S CHRISTMAS PARTY!

I miss that man so very much.  #myforeverpresident

I miss having a President who could confidently deliver zingers and was inarguably/unquestionably oriented to person, place, time, and situation. 

That’s what happens when you want to serve up easy, feel-good solutions to complex, troubling problems for your audience.

That’s the power of Oprah. She’s been very good at platforming grifters.

I blame Oprah. For him and Dr. Phil.