“That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.”

I guess with the two standing for the whole game, Carolina remains undefeeted.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

Sneaky move. They start with the woman talking routes. Then when you’re mid chuckle- BAM- here comes the backlash.

Liberals weren’t upset at Pence being loyal to his wife. That’s absurdest. It was just amusing that they were so conservative that literally they could not even eat with members of the opposite sex with out each others presence. We literally didn’t actually care. It’s their marriage and their choice. These straw man…

Fucko not a baseball fan either or he’d know there was no ballgame tonight. Someone primary this melvin.

Stupid Diamondbacks, everyone knows the solution is to make the wall higher and make the Dodgers pay for it.

Man, that’s a lot of manpower and weaponry.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

She’s a fellow “go wait in the car” child.

She is a lawyer. You don’t want her to represent Weinstein, give her more money to drop her client.

And throughout the land, Gronkowski and 7th grade boys nodded knowingly to each other, because of the unspoken bond between them all. No words were needed, for they had already been said.

Haven’t seen a wave that rude since 2004 in Thailand.

And certainly, the NBA in that has changed dramatically with money, the one-and-done, whatever.

Yeah, just got back from the road. It’s like dying the day after you retire.

a true fact is that American Girl is one of the best songs ever written, I’m going to listen to it and cry now

At least it would be “his” thoughts and prayers. He’s dedicating a trophy someone else won.

This is unfortunately normal for Phillip Rivers. Over the years he’s had these outbursts for false starts or referee calls or coaching decisions, he just loses his cool for a few seconds or minutes. I can think of a couple of times when he rushed up to the referee to protest a call, and would either get flagged for…

It’s a Tennessee Straight Flush...but only if they have indoor plumbing and flush toilets. Otherwise, I’ll accept a Tennesee Full Trailer-House.

You have to admit it has everything.