One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

“Just give me the damn ball, as per Rule 8.3(a)(b)(c) and all subsequent items.”

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

What drives me nuts is that Steelers can’t at the same time decide that all players will remain in the locker room for the sake of uniformity and then have one player come out to honor the anthem.

Personally, I showed my allegiance by scratching my ass and shot-gunning a PBR pounder. Solidarity!

republicans literally have no agenda beyond being anti-Obama. Its pathetic.

He’ll be tried, convicted, pardoned, and back on the Trump team as the campaign manager for the Trump Midterm Election Traveling Circus and Grotesquerie ™.

I hope they labeled the manila envelope it came in “SUPER SECRET EVIDENCE AGAINST ZEKE” to make sure he opened it quickly.

Dear Players,

“I think of the days that I’d put the Gators helmet on... it just made me Jesus,” he said. “It was like pre-marital sex.”

Covering your head as blows are raining down upon you = resisting arrest

That’s when, according to records filed in court, police said Adelman, 47, ran up to them and “took a fighting stance”

Coincidentally, my bachelor party was six guys dressed like Columbo, getting handies in an alley behind a Dave and Busters - from a tired hooker we found on Craigslist...

We did Simon & Simon. No one noticed.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

[holds it in]

Well, those aren’t women, silly, they’re boner fuel!

In an article for the New York Times, DiCaro reveals that many men write in to tell her that they turn to get sports to “get away” from women