Communications people are usually the last to know if they ever do. It’s the people working on the issues that want to get that stuff to the press.

I read his name as ‘Fart en Hold’. He looks like the type to crop dust or let it out slowly.

It sure looked like that goalie could have made the save...

My aunt DECIDED to get married on September 11th. We all told her it was weird. Her husband died of a heart attack and she stole my cat. These are facts.

The real question is, was the truck in the country legally?

John McEnroe as John Munch.

Three? Out of, what, several hundred? And they left the rest of them broken?

That was Kuhl. But Vogt was the 3B coach thinking sending the pitcher?

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

And I’ll give you an example. As horrible as it sounds, when they throw the large sacks of drugs over, and if you have people on the other side of the wall, you don’t see them — they hit you on the head with 60 pounds of stuff? It’s over.

Accusations of Fake News aside, there is a real problem with cable news. They are on 24/7. They have to fill time. They are their own networks. They have to care about ratings.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

Yeah, because I’m sure she did that deliberately, screaming with glee and laughing maniacally as she picked her target and fucking floored it, man!

Glad the announcers afterwards let us know how much she’s suffering for having killed a man. How about the widow? Oh wait she’s not part of the incestuous world of tennis journalism. That Venus though, this has made her sad, sad, sad.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

Doublestuf Oreos are an abomination. The original has the perfect ratio of cookie to cream. It’s just science. Doublestuf was introduced in what, the mid-90's? Nothing from that time is any good. Clinton impeachment? Frosted tips? Women’s shoulder pads? NOTHING.

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

You need a tag for ‘Kids ruin everything’

Dude catches a goddamn foul ball, and his wife gets to give him shit about it for frickin’ eternity.
There is no former joy from your past life that a baby cannot extinguish.

Just like Subway, their supposed beef was bland, boring, and lacking any substance.