Gov. LePage is very disappointed the 21 year old white girl was attacked by a literal and not figurative rabid animal.

A slow-building routine, but you nailed the landing. 9.6

High Witness News?

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

Butler should block his transfer.

I’m sure their moment of silence will happen Sunni or later.

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

“You’ve gotta fight....for your right.....to cov-feeeeeeeeeeeee-fe”

“I’m going to covfefe in my mind,” to quote the great James Tayrmele.

Yes, The US Open Liquor

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

*eyeroll* @ the grays wanting proof of him calling her a black bitch, but if there WAS video of him calling her a black bitch they’d ignore it because they don’t know what happened before the video started and she could have provoked him.

I was bullied as a kid, and I would never work for a known con artist and sexual predator. You can still despise him, he wanted to be on the bullying side. #GOP

I don’t like the “Sphincter” story. It means he was bullied at some point by the type of assholes that would do that, and makes me feel sympathy for him.
And I don’t want to feel sympathy for anyone in this administration.

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

It’s almost like Bennett thought the actual apology was more important than the public appearance of an apology. That sure sounds more mature than this doofus.

Golic is probably fun at a party, big ex football man, probably crushes some beer, tells some dirty jokes, and takes a piss in your shrubs on the way out.

Do you prefer meathead ex player commentary, or pseudo intellectual Bill Simmons style commentary?

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.