I’m a veteran. I have no idea what he’s referring to.

So what was the report taken at the scene? Either she was in violation if the law or wasn’t.

Sarah Sanders is a horrible press secretary. She can’t stand still, doesn’t look reporters in the eye, and true to her dumb boss blames everyone else.

Wow....William Baldwin passed on Thelma and Louise for Backdraft?

You get a star.

Nice twist.

The more they deny a riff the more convinced I am a riff exists.

What is the editorial rule wherein Jezebel staffers decide they are journalists and then not journalists?

I guess some people don’t understand that the federal budget doesn’t work the same as a household budget. Money not being spent on the Paris Accord does not mean it’ll then be spent on Tangier Island. These people are doomed.

I once worked as a small time daily sportswriter and got talked into writing a story about a guy who claimed he caught a record breaking fish which turned out to be a bogus claim. Not only did I push for a complete retraction of the article but I lived with the embarrassment for a month of two.

Having spent time in Ocean City the council has bigger concerns than topless women but try telling them.

This is a scary ass photo but necessary.

Yes…this is perfect because it’s only white people with guns (or knives) who don’t commit random acts if violence.

And yet someone signed their name to the certificate.

Do athletes at the service academies go through the congressional nomination process as the rest of us would if we were interested attending?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn’t exist.

It’s to the point where they can start their own society.

Movies based on a true story are just that...based. Filmmakers have no responsibility to remain true to the source with regards to casting.

Shilling bleeds baseball. Have you all forgotten?

There’s a conversion therapy joke to be made here. I’m just not the one to do it.