OMG IMPERIAL PRESIDENCY blerghuppityblergh

the most adorable picture of a POTUS ever

The rule is not to put things on your head if you are RUNNING for president.

I don't care what anyone thinks of him as President, but I dare someone to say that this isn't the most adorable picture of a POTUS ever.

Oh, please, he's a guy with two daughters. If this is his first time in a tiara, I'll eat my hat.

My kid was questioning me about the nature/realness of Santa a few years before he figured it out. I always told him Santa is an anthropomorphic manifestation, and I actually still do even though he's figured out that Santa isn't "real" the way many things are.

My Daddy told us that Santa is the good in everyone's heart.

The really bad part is my friends who basically say they have to do shit for it late at night. Like my friend— always an overachiever mom— said something about writing back and forth with the elf. So she has to write replies every night. It's cute and all, but just no.

If C.A. can irrationally dislike marshmallows I can put cheese on pulled pork! It's my right as an American and a Southerner!

dear god it's too early for this much cute

Pffffft like he'd have gotten in there otherwise.

Christmas would be amazing there. I mean, come on, it can't get any more perfect than this:

HELP

For a moment I read it as "misshapen bacon"

I see this as more a comedy about how hard the investigation and trial are for him and how hard it is for him to adjust to prison life, because he is so charmingly neurotic. Maybe he hangs himself in an adorably incompetent manner! With a contrasting sub-plot where the daughter has a lovely life.

These Sony Leaks are getting more and more fascinating by the day.

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