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Have there been any details on what specific drugs he used to spike all these drinks? I'm sure he found a type or combo that achieved the results he wanted (ie. just the right amount of helplessness in the victim). But he took the risk of someone having a potentially deadly reaction, right?

One thing that worked well for us when the kids were babies was making sure they had a bottle/breast during liftoff and landing. It seemed to help keep their ears from hurting.

With little kids, we try to stick to kid-friendly zones where the occasion meltdown won't bug anybody. But we do, occasionally, have to fly. Thank God we're finally done with diapers— where are we supposed to change a baby on a plane, people?

Sorry about that! I guess the bit about him being Sisi's cousin threw me.

These talks have been going on for awhile— I'll bet she skipped town to Venezuela months ago.

Oh, I know! She's Lisa Bonet + Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off (I am an old)! Awesome '80's pop culture on one face!

Manic Pixie Dream Lisa.

No, I never would have connected them at all, except that I was scrolling down the article (and only the top half of the photo was showing)— I would have sworn on a stack that it was either Lisa or maybe Zöe Kravitz. And then you see the whole photo and she has a completely different face shape, of course.

That's the bitter joke that is "pro-life" in a nutshell.

You're absolutely right. Wouldn't it be nice if we could invest that money in support for actual, living children instead of getting it to women who need travel to a country to get the healthcare they want? Still, I'm glad I made this comment because several comments in response have educated me on the organizations…

Guys, quick: cover the bottom half of FKA Twigs' face with your hand. Could she be Lisa Bonet or what?!?!

I would say this is unbelievable, but as the article demonstrates, it's all too common.

If you think about it, what do most people come (and spend their tourist dollars) to Austria to see? Not battlefield memorials! No way Ludwig was thinking about the public visiting his play-palaces, but without intending to do so, he gave Austria its biggest tourist draw and most recognizable feature with…

I love articles like this! Thanks, Kelly.

One aside on "Mad King Ludwig": I went to Austria with my folks when I was a kid, on one of those bus tour thingies. Our guide was English, and he was very condescending about Ludwig, his mania for Wagner, his weakness, and what I now realize are sly hints about his…

I miss everything about Austin, but I miss Alamo Drafthouse most often. Especially the Buffy singalongs and Spike & Mike's animation festival... TEAMTEXAS!

Listen, the need for coffee trumps all in some of us. I've been known to experience such "coffee tunnel vision" before, so I can totally see this (mine usually involves bending space-time to permit myself to believe I have time to drive through Starbucks when I actually don't).

We've been climbing Peak Dingus for a long time. I'm so glad we've reached the mountaintop!

It's whatever's left of his soul, trying to claw its way out.

Well, I meant is as a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me a bit.