I'm trying to cling to the bright side here but it's hard.

Maybe Olivia Wilde is too young to have been terrified of the ocean by a certain movie as a child. And yes, I do mean "The Abyss".*

And Kevin Hart feels like telling secrets to someone.

She has done a fair amount of slut-shaming on Twitter, just kinda out of the blue lately. But she started down that road years ago with a joke about Madonna blah blah like a virgin blah blah first time today...

Whoopi and Bette Midler are both traveling on warp speed from people I love to people I don't even recognize any more. What happened to y'all?!!?

I am sitting down, too, because I'm afraid I may be brought up on charges at Shade Court. Lord help me!

Found the link, if you're curious... http://www.npr.org/2014/12/14/370…

Okay, wait, not defending anything, but..

Somewhat OTP, but I thought of you this weekend when I heard an NPR story about a black kid who had been adopted by white parents in Oregon in 1972. In speaking of the advice he would give white parents adopting a child of another race, he said: "Your first black friend should not be your kid."

It struck me as…

If that's the metaphor you came up with for your place in the grand scheme of things... wow. Yes, you're super powerful Nobody better piss you off.

1) The ability to stretch, bend and shape my body so that no matter what I wear, it fits perfectly

So... what do you do with the knowledge that you have friends and family who have somehow managed to rationalize the US use of torture? If you do, that is (I hope some people out there are free of that burden).

I remember a special once in which Mia was with her kids (they were all still pretty young), and one of their horses had died. One of the kids said: "Mommy, maybe (horse's name I forget) is in heaven, and Frank and Grandma (Maureen O'Sullivan) are riding him!"

Thank you for pointing out that just because you practice "safe" e-mailing and never send anything controversial, that doesn't mean your personal info is safe! We have to give HR all our family's info if we want health insurance— everyone in corporate America does! So the people who claim their e-mail history is…

My first reaction was "she'll totally do it."

Yes! The girl scouts all have links to their individual online "stores" now, but they can't use them until January 1st (midnight on the 31st, actually). Here's the only problem: you're supposed to promise to only post them to friends and family, not to the general public. If I posted the link as "Hey, Jezzies, buy my…

I don't think you necessarily have to teach dogs to react badly to anyone who looks different from their "pack". Thus, mailmen (carrying something! Murderer!), pizza guy (murderer!), etc. are all suspect. I know not every dog that barks at someone of a different color has been trained that way.

I told my dad (a pastor) that I'd never met a better Christian than my old cocker spaniel. She never held a grudge, loved everyone, and never got angry (even at her evil black cat sister).

Maybe that's what's so fascinating to many people about that life: it's a truly Faustian bargain. You can't just "try it on" to see if you like it or not. Kate saw Diana's life and knew what she would be getting into— I get the feeling she laid out some ground rules before she agreed to it (such as being able to spend…

I found this...