I just realized how much MONEY this would cost! It used to cost $100 to fly my (one) dog with me from New Orleans to Atlanta back in the early nineties. I love animals— I do!- but there is NO circumstance in which I'd pay thousands of dollars to fly seventeen of them overseas, much less THIRTY-ONE!

I'm pretty sure when a hotel advertises themselves as "pet-friendly," seventeen cats is not what they had in mind.

I'm glad to hear that! I was feeling really sorry for some little girls, somewhere.

I'm sure diet and exercise has never occurred to them. I'm sure they've never tried dieting, because it's not like random strangers on the Internet- or in public- feel perfectly free to tell fat people they need to lose weight ALL THE GODDAM TIME.

She was Felicity's friend. I told myself I picked her because she came closest to matching Kid #1's eye and hair color, but I think I just liked her clothes best.

Is that true about the parties? That is some next level shitty, right there, to kick kids out of a party because they don't have the "right" kind of fucking doll. Woah.

I sold a bunch of Elizabeth stuff in mint condition in 2012, and it wasn't exactly a gold mine. We might have made fifty bucks or so— but mostly we made a ton of room in my closet (since Kid #1 wisely never got into dolls, and they were for her).

But don't you know? Democrats are the racist ones!

Married white Georgia woman here, super liberal. It is really, really painful to realize many of my good friends, people who I love and have so much in common with, must have voted for David Perdue.

Same here in GA. As a Gen X-er, I feel stuck between conservative old farts and rich white assholes younger than me. At least one of those segments will be gone by the time my kids are voting- I just hope they don't take the country with them.

The video is appropriate, as tutus will surely be banned in the GOP's Grave New World.

So they should stop playing it after Thanksgiving. Problem: solved.

I took them for roads, though now that I think about it they were walking on railroad tracks the whole time, so yeah. But that just makes it more confusing to me, because Atlanta was called Terminus because of all the railroads leading there! The highways just happen to do the same thing, now. I guess they just redrew…

There is a big difference between a four-year-old sticking a Barbie doll in herself and a one year old putting rocks in her vagina. A one-year-old- even a precocious one- is capable of doing some things, but it takes some pretty fine motor skills to take pebbles and stick them in your vagina.

I keep wondering where they find so many little small-town main streets, but then I remember that I inevitably find a few I've never seen before every time I get lost just outside of town, in surprisingly close proximity to the big suburbs/city. They need to film in Ball Ground or Jasper...

Looks like I was fooled by them calling it "Terminus" and showing all those roads leading into it. So it's more like the gang moved south to get to Terminus, but then Grady's way the hell north from there. Seems like Gorman et al are ranging pretty far from home to kidnap people.

I think I could even learn to laugh if I picture a bunch of drunk programmers in radio booths alternating between "Sleigh Ride" and Johnny Mathis' "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chrissssssmussss". Except, no. I hate them.

Maybe it's a drinking game for them.

And here's the both of us (hubs had to settle for the cheap costume since the one we planned to borrow was not-to-have-beer-spilt-upon-it).

So here's me as Claire...