I predict Daryl and Carol infiltrated the hospital— I thought maybe Daryl kidnapped the doctor and Carol stayed as a decoy, but maybe they found Noah on the run and staged it that way. Either way, Daryl brought one of them back so he could get Rick and Michonne to cowboy up to hit Grady.

I think it tipped its hand when it used "female" instead of "woman". It clearly believes we are participating in a grand EvoPsych demonstration (ie. "females are programmed to be attracted to big strong cavemen therefore I don't have to respect them" BS).

Like Rush Limbaugh, it seems like this guy makes money by not thinking before he speaks.

You forget, she's not a "person," she's a wife who's going to widow her husband. These idiots hit the asshole perfecta with just the headline!

I usually wouldn't resort to meme-speak, but I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN WITH THIS.

Is a demonic romantic comedy a "demromcom"? And if it has kids in it, can we call it "demromcom babies"?

There was a guy in one of my graduate seminars who wrote shit about me in his course evaluation because I supposedly "ran the seminar". The prof was on my dissertation committee and she asked me to take it even though I was a good two or three years further along in my doctoral work. I think she was trying to flesh…

Evo Psych.

Yes, and I think she felt it, too, from the expression on her face. I almost feel that the day Michonne puts down her katana for good, of her own volition, we'll know the crisis really has passed. I think she realizes now that it's part of her for the duration.

All I can say is that the reunion between Michonne and her katana made me happy. Like, Daryl and Carol happy.

I was googling and it looked dead easy- that may be the best way for me to get whole-milk yogurt! I hope that makes the difference in taste. Thanks!

No, I haven't! Sounds like something I should try, though. I'll google it, but do you have any advice?

Does anyone know why French yogurt tastes so amazing compared to American? I'm eating some Yoplait, and I feel cheated. In our headlong pursuit of low-fat everything, we've stripped food of whatever makes food worth eating. This tastes like glue.

I think I read some article about her with her kids trying to drum up sympathy, like she couldn't get a job, people were mean to her, blah blah. Hm. Nope!

I will take your toys and give them to the poor RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

You remind me of an awesome quotation I heard once from Sir John Templeton, when asked "what's the secret to wealth?" He answered: "Gratitude."

I'll be dressed like Leon Trotsky— come over and we can have a cage match in the streets!

The media and the White House have been analyzed to death over their feeding frenzy with Lewinsky, but I've mostly been angry at Linda Tripp all these years. I just can't imagine how betrayed I'd feel if an older women I looked up to, when I felt so vulnerable and alone, taped my conversations and gave them to a…

Let's just say I'm glad there are no cameras on in the house when I'm vacuuming with my headphones on.

I still listen to INXS when I need to clean the house— it's the only thing that keeps my energy up for such a boring task. And yes, I do prance around like Michael Hutchence, thank you very much. Watching the video above, he strikes me as a unique combination of Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger. RIP.