I will take your toys and give them to the poor RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

You remind me of an awesome quotation I heard once from Sir John Templeton, when asked "what's the secret to wealth?" He answered: "Gratitude."

I'll be dressed like Leon Trotsky— come over and we can have a cage match in the streets!

The media and the White House have been analyzed to death over their feeding frenzy with Lewinsky, but I've mostly been angry at Linda Tripp all these years. I just can't imagine how betrayed I'd feel if an older women I looked up to, when I felt so vulnerable and alone, taped my conversations and gave them to a…

Let's just say I'm glad there are no cameras on in the house when I'm vacuuming with my headphones on.

I still listen to INXS when I need to clean the house— it's the only thing that keeps my energy up for such a boring task. And yes, I do prance around like Michael Hutchence, thank you very much. Watching the video above, he strikes me as a unique combination of Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger. RIP.

But what are Abraham and Rosita hiding? They keep whispering about "telling them" something. Is Eugene full of shit (as I suspect) and they're using Rick's group to shield them on the way to somewhere for their own purposes? Are they evil?

It absolutely does. They hack reliably blue districts into little pieces and tie them to bigger, redder ones every chance they get. The demographics where I live are changing, and I hope that leads to more Democratic votes, but every minute the Legislature is in their hands makes it less likely. Eventually the…

Virginia is beautiful. If I thought these assholes were serious, I would stop there... but they're too cowardly to do anything but hide in their bunkers and stockpile weapons.

I've been to Maryland. I'll fight for Georgia.

And don't forget that we're not working hard enough to get Democrats in office, so every crazy-ass thing Republicans do is our fault. Democrats are not even fielding a candidate in my House district this year!

Obama got 45% of the votes in Georgia in 2012. That's a hefty chunk of the population, wouldn't you say? We're trying down here. Hell, we may be able to send a Democrat to the Senate this year!

Between this and the "the first rule of basic is don't talk about basic" article, I am decidedly glad that IDGAF about fashion.

You get to do a *mic drop*, I think. I can't tell you how eerie the Ebola scare is in light of Walking Dead- it's so *easy* for humans to withdraw and become suspicious of each other!

(cue dramatic flourish) Well said!

I'm guessing KC is part of that mini-culture of Christianity that believes goblins, witches et al walk among us, laying traps for good 'lil Christians. Did I miss the part of the resurrection story where Jesus went all Terminator on them?

I wish a Kirk Cameron party would stop.

Any theories about what Abraham and Rosita are up to? I noticed his comment to Rosita after Michonne crushed a walker's skull, something like: "that's why I haven't told them yet." What's up?

1) everyone knows sex started in Scotland on Jamie and Claire's wedding night;

"Let's talk about the giant IUD on my boobs instead!"