Maybe this sounds a little like urban homesteading, but I'm surprised I don't see more straight-up dressmakers on Etsy. You sure can't find them in your basic Google searches, I've found: just alterations. I think I found the only dressmaker in Austin to make my wedding dress, and that's been years ago.

Form a posse.

You may want to renegotiate your deal re: BP's hair. I am assuming you have some sort of clause about excessive product in there, right? Any decent lawyer will tell you that's got to be part of any celeb hair-worship demonic pact.

Nope, sorry. I would trade swan-like neck, lovely legs, etc. with Ms. Clooney (née And The Night Visitors) any day of the week, but the hat is JUST TOO BIG. I am all about the hats, really, but this one does not work on her. She needed this:

The policeman also goes into some detail as to how many people they've interviewed, with not ONE person having seen Claire or the mysterious Highlander in a town and time where people do still walk around a lot! I have to say I'd vote with the coppers on this one.

I think the least they could do was make the last episode a double one. Or at least 90 minutes.

I thought the second half of the first season would air in January. Erk.

I know I'm late to the party on this probably, but Couchtuner works WAY better on my phone than it did on my laptop, so guess who's bingewatching Outlander on her phone until January?

Yeah, those pants would be like a magnet to any mildly sharp object I passed.

Hahahaha, giving someone Pilates classes as a sex tip!

I kinda dig the lace pants, but that's because I would live in pajama pants 24/7 if I could. Bustiers, not so much. Tell me Nori's not wearing a My First Bustier, please.

I'm 45, and I just did something I never thought I'd do: start my own business and hustle for investors. If you had asked me at 21- even 35!- if I'd ever be an entrepreneur, I'd have laughed my ass off! I have a good friend who went back to get her MA in counseling at 45 and now has a successful practice (and is on…

Yes, you may be angry at an accident. If the perp says otherwise, feel free to inform him/her that Mr. Rogers says: "Saying I'm sorry is the first step, then 'how can I help?'"

Got my Halloween costume at etsy!

Maybe this is quibbling, but is he really taking responsibility for what he did? It sounds like he's pleading guilty, but also saying he doesn't remember because of a TBI. I thought you had to allocute when you plead guilty (but I got my JD from Law & Order).

SpongeBob also adores his low-paying fast food job, so you'd think governments would endorse his message heartily!

I just finished watching Ken Burns' documentary on the Roosevelts, and I'm getting a strong Eleanor R. vibe from this photo. She was told all her life that she was ugly and unworthy, and did more to make the world a better place than ten "beautiful" people (and I don't think she was ugly at all!). I am glad Chelsea…

I wish there were a blog dedicated to the awesome movie footwear of yesteryear.

Hey, just because he lives in Canada and I only get letters from him in handwriting suspiciously like my own doesn't mean he doesn't exist. I mean, you're just jealous!

I wish I knew who wrote this, but I can't even remember where I got it, now. It was awesome, quite clever, and SUPER porny!