Yes, you may be angry at an accident. If the perp says otherwise, feel free to inform him/her that Mr. Rogers says: "Saying I'm sorry is the first step, then 'how can I help?'"

Got my Halloween costume at etsy!

Maybe this is quibbling, but is he really taking responsibility for what he did? It sounds like he's pleading guilty, but also saying he doesn't remember because of a TBI. I thought you had to allocute when you plead guilty (but I got my JD from Law & Order).

SpongeBob also adores his low-paying fast food job, so you'd think governments would endorse his message heartily!

I just finished watching Ken Burns' documentary on the Roosevelts, and I'm getting a strong Eleanor R. vibe from this photo. She was told all her life that she was ugly and unworthy, and did more to make the world a better place than ten "beautiful" people (and I don't think she was ugly at all!). I am glad Chelsea…

I wish there were a blog dedicated to the awesome movie footwear of yesteryear.

Hey, just because he lives in Canada and I only get letters from him in handwriting suspiciously like my own doesn't mean he doesn't exist. I mean, you're just jealous!

I wish I knew who wrote this, but I can't even remember where I got it, now. It was awesome, quite clever, and SUPER porny!

I love it when it's well done and not completely superfluous to the plot, eg. Diana Gabaldon. But the intentional erotica, like Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty? Hell to the no.

I was being (a bit) facetious. Even so, I could live happily on buttered biscuits and muscadine jelly.

Time for some Outlander-inspired shortbread, perhaps?

"Nothing but a mountain of butter that's gotta go somewhere."

I think they should have been forced to carry through with the law and then give it up for adoption to Sudan. How else will they learn from their mistakes if they're allowed to walk away with no consequences, I ask you? smh

That is comedy gold, right there!

My four-year-old asked her dad what the "pink button" was on her bottom when she was taking her bath the other night.

That's very suspicious, especially since insurance carriers typically want you to use mail order pharmacies to save them (and you) money by getting your RX three months at a time. I smell a rat.

Look at the way she looks at him. LOOK AT IT! And that little wet the lips/"ooh" thing he does after she puts her hand on him? They are totally doing it.

Also, I am in eighth grade on the playground, apparently.

If they are not doing it, they are the best actors in the world. Look at the way she's looking at him! LOOK AT IT! And that little wetting his lips/"ooh" thing he does at the end? They are so doing it.

Couchtuner saved me!

I did NOT know that about the state exchanges, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Does anyone know if the DC-administered plans have any sort of restrictions (the ones many red state-folks use because our dumbass governors won't create our own)? How ironic, if refusing to create a state exchange actually have women…