Is this the closest we can get to naming and shaming the person(s) doing this?

I just want to know who was the first person that thought to themselves: "O, you know, I'm really angry at my daughter/wife/sister. I'll show her! I'll go find a liquid that was never meant to be in contact with human skin and put it on her!"

My new laugh is "whore-dee-whore."

Every morning from now on at my house:

Robin Williams actually went to rehab, and shortly thereafter took his own life. Does that not clearly indicate that rehab is not only ineffective, but downright harmful?

I believe we're all on the same page on this one. I hope Tom Hanks knows how loved he is.

I want to do karaoke with Tom Hanks. I heard he likes the Beach Boys, and it just sounds like a good old time to be at a club with him singing "Good Vibrations" off-key.

Because Fey's success has nothing to do with her stellar timing and writing, of course, and it's not like she already had her own show before you showed up. It's all about you, Sarah.

GILLIAN WELCH 4EVER!!!!!

Me too. I got the impression that the potential baby daddies were fighting for paternal rights mostly because they thought she'd inherit that massive fortune, and now...? I hope that I am completely wrong about that and that her father loves her very much, for herself.

It all seems part & parcel of being very young with little real world experience and suddenly making BIG decisions (marriage, family, not to mention the potential to be involved in armed conflicts). There should be a special place in hell for the people who market fat car loans and credit cards to kids, whether…

I stopped reading after "Body Thief," mostly because I always loved Louis more than Lestat and got sick of Lestat's constant self-congratulation. I didn't expect to like the film at all (and I still think Julian Sands and Daniel Day-Lewis would have been better casting choices), but the atmosphere, the costumes, the…

Forget teaching a two-month-old English- how quickly can my kids learn DUTCH?

I had NO idea that there was this kind of pressure in place! I read earlier this week about the number of military families needing food assistance- talk about exacerbating a problem! Create a family when you're not ready for one and there's a near-certainty that you're going to be moving around a lot and one of you…

I am responding to the "we have two black friends" quote, which admittedly, I have not seen in context. I agree that kicking her ass out of the sorority was the way to go, and I'm pleasantly surprised that they took such quick and decisive action.

Well, that would make for a pretty interesting backstory. I'm thinking Jezebel could use a fanfic page, now.

Does the phrase: "hurts, doesn't it?" mean anything to you? How about "the tables are turned?" Heard that one?

Okay, I can't read this article because I could not watch this episode by legal means (or by any illegal ones that didn't seem far too sketchy). If ANYONE has any idea when or whether this is going to be on HuluPlus (as some Starz stuff is), please let me know. I am very sad to be missing the recap conversations.

They need to fire their PR person, if they have one.

Okay, parent here. I have previously complained about saying the word "anal" on basic cable before 9:00 pm, even though my kids have no interest in watching anything but really terrible kid-friendly cartoons (thank goodness). I say that to establish my bona fides as a potential pearl-clutching "what about the…