It is REALLY important to me to know whether or not I really need to be grabbing a bunch of cash to carry around with me for tips. For the longest time, I had it in my head that I needed to tip in cash because it hurt the servers' tips to add it to the bill. Then (as cards became so much easier to use than cash), I…

I think you might be misunderstanding why "news like this" gives us joy. It's not that some white guys are being sent up the river- it's that RAPE, for fucking ONCE, is being treated like the violent crime it IS.

I'll bet her shadow looks a lot like Jennifer Beals'.

YES. Proud of my home state!

We were at a fancy shopping center the other day (which is the price you pay for not shopping for your kid's regulation school uniform shoes until the last minute, FYI), and the lady at the shoe store said there was a big Frozen to-do over at the Barnes & Noble in a little while- our kids love Frozen, but we're…

FYI, the firefighters and police figurines include teh wimmin.

I think this Christmas is going to be our first "Lego Christmas". I know the kits are hella expensive, but for those of you who have bought Lego stuff for your kids (or yourselves) in the past- why can't you buy the kits and then the human characters separately? Or can you? It seems like it would be common sense to…

Snuffy?!?!?!?! I miss you! My big brothers used to put a blanket over them and pretend to be you when I was little- or was it actually you pretending to be them?!?!

Thank you for the mental image of little puffs of green gas powering a hipster down the sidewalk.

He looks as though he was victimized by a random beard-flowering.

"I just... couldn't move... they were all over me... forgot to wax my arms..."

Since there's no product description on the moses "shorts," I nominate Albert's description of the item:

They still send those home. They're just as flimsy.

I started pretty early in, but that's just because I know those "beeps" in the background signal that someone's IV bag needs to be changed. Chemo sucks so hard.

I don't know why I'm Tumblr-impaired, but this is my favorite KH moment EVER.

Amy Schumer should be in there somewhere.

Tell them an old lady on the internet WISHES she had her twenties back so she could ENJOY being single while it lasted! I wasted so much time and energy on falling in love it's ridiculous!

Oh! I never watched it, and now because of this site I know pretty much every spoiler- but apparently not the funny bits!

What's that gif from, other than my life? I'm so outta the loop...

Number 37485 on the list of things I wish I didn't know. :(

A different cleavage?