Snuffy?!?!?!?! I miss you! My big brothers used to put a blanket over them and pretend to be you when I was little- or was it actually you pretending to be them?!?!

Thank you for the mental image of little puffs of green gas powering a hipster down the sidewalk.

He looks as though he was victimized by a random beard-flowering.

"I just... couldn't move... they were all over me... forgot to wax my arms..."

Since there's no product description on the moses "shorts," I nominate Albert's description of the item:

They still send those home. They're just as flimsy.

I started pretty early in, but that's just because I know those "beeps" in the background signal that someone's IV bag needs to be changed. Chemo sucks so hard.

I don't know why I'm Tumblr-impaired, but this is my favorite KH moment EVER.

Amy Schumer should be in there somewhere.

Tell them an old lady on the internet WISHES she had her twenties back so she could ENJOY being single while it lasted! I wasted so much time and energy on falling in love it's ridiculous!

Oh! I never watched it, and now because of this site I know pretty much every spoiler- but apparently not the funny bits!

What's that gif from, other than my life? I'm so outta the loop...

Number 37485 on the list of things I wish I didn't know. :(

A different cleavage?

I dare anyone to tell me they don't think of a butt...

Me too!

As depressing as it might sound, you might want to look into a Civil War trail tour. If you're a history buff, so much the better, but it would also take you through beautiful mountains.

Well, it's a mixed bag, like everywhere else. I recommend Savannah, Charleston & New Orleans if you like architecture & food. There are beautiful places in the mountains, too, but you have to do a lot more driving.

Please note that people also still say it with sincerity down here, too. Usually when extraordinary bad luck or misfortune has happened- I said it myself the other day, when a friend who'd just recovered from cataract surgery totaled her car. It's a very southern knee-jerk reaction: "Well, bless your heart!"

I think the main article must have popped up on Jezebel in the last couple of days. Recycling!

I'll have to read that- thanks! I suppose the world is too globalized now to have an instantly recognizable signifier for "don't tell me to cheer up, goddamit, I'm in mourning!", but I notice as I'm typing them that now we don't even use the words "in mourning" much any more. I think it's healthy and helpful to allow…