I think we should have a speech bubble contest for that cat. I'll start:

Not that it matters, but was she Second Amendment Lady or did she think her ex would look guiltier if she invoked the "come and take it!" lingo?

I wonder what would have happened if she had just paid to reserve the table and shown up with an unacceptable number of, er, sevens and eights, I guess? And- heaven forfend!- an overweight friend! Would they have just given them crappy service to encourage them to leave?

I must be missing something- what is a "comped" table? A free one? Are there places that make you pay just to reserve a table? Or is she asking for her bill to be comped in advance? That's kinda weird.

This is idiotic grandstanding, I grant you, but I am very intrigued to read the actual language in their bill. I mean, it's going to be designed to give them political cover, yes? So will they actually state for the record that access to birth control is a right that must not be abrogated? I mean, why else would they…

This is so true! Even people on my side (liberal) of the argument lapse into talking about who's "paying for it"!

It's as though "that" was a random turd that just happened to pop up, not something he'd just said.

"Nope. You don't look anything like your mom."

I'm very bummed that the first thing I thought was: "can I get one for me that will only give me 1200 calories a day?"

You know, it was grandpa that made me well up a bit. I "get" mom's perspective because it would come naturally to me, but how beautiful for someone from another generation to do the same!

"Stalker-zoned"! Love it! Except this really happened. And that awful case where a man killed someone for not being attracted to him. Ugh, poor Sandy.

You may be sorry you asked.

"Parents: Doing It Wrong Since Forever!"

We learned with the first one to give a choice when we could: red or blue? Chocolate almond milk or regular? It's not a big drama. But the second one is four now, and yeah, there are times when simply NO option will please her. Tantrum, like shit, happens. They have always happened. The difference between now and the…

I thought it turned out her agent had robbed her blind or something.

I'm thinking it would be straight-up awesome at a tailgate, too. Post pictures if you do it!

DOOL was weird but kinda fun when real-Bo picked her over Hope and then turned into Sam from Another World.

It means you live in a plexiglass case with a label explaining everything about you. Duh!

Frito pie can be a casserole, but it can also be an individual bag of Fritos with the same ingredients. Individual, self-serve portions!

Now you'll know what to ask for when your minions grovel at your feet.