I let it sit for two hours in the tea. I don't think it made much difference, do you? Looks like it's time to bust out the RIT.

We're in the NE suburbs of Atlanta, and her neighborhood is in an area called Berkeley Lake near Norcross. We're not all that far from the Chattahoochee River, but I didn't think we were that close!

She was leaving a friend's house, walking down their front steps, and got too close to a pile of leaves in which a copperhead was hanging out, and it bit her three times in quick succession, on her leg. She was hospitalized for several days, but as far as I know she didn't lose any tissue- I was surprised they didn't…

Okay, but this was like seriously in the boonies or something, right?

I cannot express how happy I am that your Matilda Soliloquy appears to be performance art.

Got an immediate (though not terribly definite) response! Thanks for the idea!

Perfect! Doing it now...

Great idea! It's easy enough to ask the question in 140 or less, but is there a hashtag that sums it up?

I swear every other house in Texas has a rustic metal star or longhorn logo over their garage- how much ass would you kick with this on your house?!!! ALL THE ASS. You would kick ALL of the ass.

My new (still Tang orange) shirt seems like a good thing to share again at this point...

Love this so much. Thank you for reminding me that empowerment is always better than shaking with rage!

You realize we're talking about words, right? Not actual pictures. I hate to break it to you, but your innocent babies will see worse words on any given bumper sticker.

I'm just fed up with patriarchy today on so many kegels (yes, I'm fighting back by inserting random gynocentric words into everything I write).

Randy Newman single-handedly ruined "The Princess and the Frog" with his hamfisted lyrics. The idea of him... Buttercup... As you wish... what a relief he didn't do it!

Polygamy as a concept gives me the "nopes" because of the way it has been practiced historically. It just seems to be designed to exploit young girls, especially. There's nothing wrong with it in theory, but I would be very suspicious that pressure from older males in a culture could cause young women to consent to…

Ablow wants to go back to a simpler time, when the foundation of marriage was a binding legal contract between men exchanging a girl for a tract of land (and maybe a horse or something).

As long as nobody interferes with me and my box turtle/life partner, I'm happy.

I thought I was the only one that silently added "electric boogaloo" whenever I hear the words "part two." Whew.

I had a prof in grad school that described this movie as "the apotheosis of stupidity."