Are you seriously trying to tell me that those are worse than this nonsense?

Ugh. Yes, I do remember. I hated feeling "sloppy" in button-down shirts, and then "slutty" in anything that didn't cover up all ten miles of cleavage.

My husband's secret nickname for me is Magic Toenail.

The Muslim peace movement is called Islam. Islam has no Pope. Every act of violence is denounced, publicly and often, but it's never enough for people like you, is it?

Some guy swiped a little girl's headband, yanked it up one leg, and stuck his junk in it to wear to the beach. Sounds about right.

I love my pets, I really do. I put over $1,000 into trying to save a beloved cocker, and I'd do it again. But when my cat was going to need insulin injections just to prolong her 18 years of life? Nope. She was miserable, and we would both have been miserable giving her shots all the time.

I thought Sandra Fluke demonstrated that we all want to get paid to have sex? Since we're all so "loose," why aren't we rich?

The comments here are jokes, I think. Sarcasm is a great way to make fun of ridiculous people like Patton.

Shhhhh! We're not supposed to reveal the Protocols of the Elders of Amazonia!

I think you just described every story on Fox (just sub liberals/tree huggers, etc. for feminists).

Angry, antagonistic sex.

"River Blackstock" sounds like a kickass Joss Whedon character. Please please please let her have named this baby after River Tam!

Thanks for saying this. I feel guilty enjoying them as much as I do, but they're sooo easy. You can just put your brain on "pause" for a few days.

Yeah, I tripped over "rice" in that ingredient list, too. That's not a beer ingredient!

No, not "calming someone down," but maybe not making it worse. Don't tell me they don't train 911 operators on how to talk to crime victims without further victimizing them- this person just isn't very good at her job.

You know, you're right. If this dispatcher was just as much of a tool to every caller that night, then she's just a tool in general. But if she was only dismissive and rude to this one caller, I rest my case.

No, I knew the dispatcher was a woman. Do you think only men participate in rape culture?

Single moms are understandably not all that enthused about Father's Day, any more than single dads care about Mother's Day. But that's not quite the same as calling for it to be abolished.

Y'all have pretty strict immigration laws, though. As a woman, I might qualify for "political persecution" status with laws like this on the books.

Come on Erin, you know there's no such thing as rape culture, because there have been false rape allegations before!